On the Fritz 1
"HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN VOLCANO". P
"I NEED BAKING SODA. P
"WHAT ELSE? P
"LEMON JUICE. P
"THAT'S IT? P
"HOT SAUCE. P
"I CAN PUT THESE IN, TOO. P
"EVERYONE STAND BACK. THREE, TWO, ONE, WATCH OUT! P
"NOTHING. MAYBE IT NEEDS MORE JUICE. P
"TIME TO GET UP. P
"GOOD MORNING, DEAR. P
"MY VOLCANO DIDN'T GO OFF. P
"WELL, IT CERTAINLY LOOKS LIKE A VOLCANO WENT OFF IN HERE. P
"HOW ABOUT WE TIDY UP BEFORE BREAKFAST? P
"WHERE AM I GOING TO PUT ALL THIS STUFF? P
"IT'S FULL." P
"HOW'S IT GOING, HONEY? P
"ALL TIDIED UP. P
On the Fritz 2
"WHAT A MESS! LOOKS LIKE YOUR MESS FAIRY WAS UP EARLY THIS MORNING. P
HE LEFT THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR OPEN. P
"THAT SILLY MESS FAIRY. P
"EAT YOUR BREAKFAST. P
" DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID ABOUT TIDYING UP AFTER THE MESS FAIRY? P
"SURE I DO." P
"INTERESTING." P
"IS THAT THE SCHOOL BUS ALREADY? P
"YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR MILK? P
"A METEORITE FROM OUTER SPACE. P
"GUESS WHAT, TIMOTHY? P
"THAT MESS FAIRY FOLLOWS HIM WHEREVER HE GOES." P
"THAT'S HOW ACCIDENT'S HAPPEN. P
On the Fritz 3
"LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT. P
"WHAT IS IT? P
"I THINK IT'S A METEORITE FROM OUTER SPACE. P
MRS. JENKINS WILL KNOW IF IT'S REAL OR NOT. P
"WHAT'S IN THE BOX? P
"I'LL SHOW YOU. BUT PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL. P
"IT'S A SURPRISE FOR IN THE SPOTLIGHT. P
"IT'S SHELLS AND STUFF FROM THE BEACH. P
"IT'S BETTER THAN THE BEACH. P
"COME AND JOIN US. P
"TELL ME ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS THAT HAPPENED SINCE YESTERDAY." P
"MY BROTHER GOT A NOSEBLEED." P
"I FOUND A METEORITEFROM OUTER SPACE." P
"I THINK IT'S FROM OUTER SPACE." P
"EVERYONE. HURRY SCURRY, PLAYTIME. P
On the Fritz 4
"HEY, GUYS. LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT." P
"NICE BOX. WHAT'S IN THE BOX? P
"IT'S A BIG SURPRISE FOR MY TURN IN THE SPOTLIGHT. P
"IT'S A SURPRISE." P
"IT'S A BIG SURPRISE." P
"GOODNESS, IT LOOKS LIKE THE MESS FAIRY FOLLOWED SOMEONE TO SCHOOL TODAY." P
"YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MESS FAIRY? P
"SURE I DO. YOUR MOM TELLS ME THAT MESS FOLLOWS YOU WHEREVER YOU GO." P
"THAT SILLY MESS FAIRY." P
"DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MESS FAIRY, YOKO? P
"I KNOW ABOUT THE TOOTH FAIRY. P
"WHO'S THE MESS FAIRY? P
"I DON'T KNOW, ASK FRITZ." P
"ME BEFORE YOU, ME FIRST! P
"OOPS, MESS FAIRY." P
On the Fritz 5
"I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE OUR NEW STUDENT TEACHER, MISS APPLEBERRY." P
"SHE WILL LEAD OUR MUSIC CLASS TODAY." P
"I WISH MUSIC CLASS WAS OVER. P
"WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I BROUGHT FOR IN THE SPOTLIGHT." P
"I LOVE SURPRISES." P
"WHO'S THE MESS FAIRY? P
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE SURE MAKES A LOT OF MESS." P
"HEY, YOU GUYS, WATCH THIS." P
"ALL RIGHT! THE MESS FAIRY DID IT." P
"FIDDLESTICKS. I NEED MORE JUICE." P
"I HEAR MUSIC." P
"LOOK WHAT I MADE." P
"IT'S WONDERFUL, YOU'VE CREATED A MUSICAL P
"BUT I THINK YOU'VE ALSO CREATED A BIG MESS." P
"HOW ABOUT WE CLEAN UP AFTER THAT SILLY MESS FAIRY? P
On the Fritz 6
"WHAT'S HE DOING? P
"PAINTING." P
"TIMOTHY, HOW WONDERFUL." EVERYONE WILL BE SURPRISED. P
"WASH UP AND WE'LL GET READY FOR IN THE SPOTLIGHT." P
"THE MESS FAIRY DID IT! P
"THE MESS FAIRY DID THAT, TOO. P
"HEY, CUT IT OUT." P
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? P
"IT'S RUINED." P
"WHAT'S THE MATTER, TIMOTHY? P
"THE MESS FAIRY STRIKES AGAIN." P
"HEY, STOP BLAMING THE MESS FAIRY." P
"YOU STARTED IT." P
"THE MESS FAIRY DIDN'T DO IT, I DID IT. P
"THERE IS NO MESS FAIRY." I'M SORRY. P
"I KNOW WHAT TO DO." P
"ALL TIDIED UP." P
"IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN BEFORE." P
"I'M READY! P
"IT'S THE NEW FRITZ. NO MORE MESS." P
"WAIT UP." P
On the Fritz 7
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? P
"PRACTISING." P
"PRACTISING FOR WHAT? P
"IT'S PICNIC DAY AT SCHOOL." P
"THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF GAMES AND RACES WITH RUNNING, CLIMBING, AND JUMPING." P
"AFTER LUNCH, THERE'S GOING TO BE AN OBSTACLE COURSE." P
"THE WINNER GETS A GOLD MEDAL." P
"HOW EXCITING." P
"THINK QUICK! P
"DO YOU THINK I'LL WIN A GOLD MEDAL." P
"I THINK YOU'LL HAVE FUN TRYING." P
"YOU FORGOT YOUR LUNCH." P
"I MADE SPECIAL JELLY SANDWICHES." P
"JELLY'S GOOD FOR JUMPING." P