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Once upon a time, in a faraway land, P
a young Prince lived in a shining castle. P
Although he had everything his heart desired, P
the Prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. P
But then, one winter's night, P
an old beggar woman came to the castle, P
and offered him a single Rose, P
in return for shelter from the bitter cold. P
Repulsed by her haggard appearance, P
the Prince sneered at the gift, P
and turned the old woman away. P
But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, P
for Beauty is found within. P
And when he dismissed her again, P
the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful Enchantress. P
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The Prince tried to apologize, P
but it was too late, P
for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. P
And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast, P
and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there. P
Ashamed of his monstrous form, P
the beast concealed himself inside his castle, P
with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. P
The Rose she had offered, was truly an enchanted rose, P
which would bloom until his twenty first year. P
If he could learn to love another, P
and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, P
then the spell would be broken. P
If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. P
As the years passed, P
he fell into despair, and lost all hope, P
for who could ever learn to love a Beast? P
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Gaston, may I have my book, please? P
How can you read this? P
There's no pictures! P
Well, some people use their imaginations. P
Belle, it's about time you got your head out of those books P
and paid attention to more important things.. like me! P
The whole town's talking about it. P
It's not right for a woman to read P
soon she starts getting ideas and thinking. P
Gaston, you are positively primeval. P
Why thank you, Belle. P
What do you say you and me take a walk over to the tavern P
and have a look at my hunting trophies. P
Maybe some other time. P
What's wrong with her? P
She's crazy! He's gorgeous! P
I have to get home and help my father. Goodbye! P
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Ha ha ha, that crazy old loon, he need all the help he can get! P
Don't you talk about my father that way! P
Yeah, don't talk about her father that way! P
My father's not crazy! He's a genius! P
Papa? How on earth did that happen? P
Dog gonnit! Are you all right, Papa? P
I'm about to give up on this hunk of junk! P
You always say that. P
I mean it, this time. P
I'll never get this boneheaded contraption to work. P
Yes, you will. And you'll win first prize at the fair tomorrow.. P
and become a world famous inventor! P
You really believe that? I always have. P
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Well, what are we waiting for. P
I'll have this thing fixed in no time. P
Hand me that dog-legged clencher there.. P
So, did you have a good time in town today? P
I got a new book. Papa, do you think I'm odd? P
My daughter? Odd? Where would you get an idea like that? P
Oh, I don't know. It's just I'm not sure I fit in here. P
There's no one I can really talk to. P
What about that Gaston? He's a handsome fellow! P
He's handsome all right, and rude and conceited and.. P
Oh Papa, he's not for me! P
Well, don't you worry, P
cause this invention's going to be the start of a new life for us. P
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I think that's done it. Now, let's give it a try. P
It works! It does? It does! You did it! You really did it! P
Hitch up Phillipe, girl. I'm off to the fair! P
Good bye, Papa! Good luck! P
Good bye, Belle, and take care while I'm gone! P
We should be there by now. Maybe we missed a turn. P
I guess I should have taken a.. wait a minute. Let's go this way! P
Come on, Phillipe! It's a shortcut. We'll be there in no time! P
This can't be right. Where have you taken us, Phillipe? P
We'd better turn around.. Whoa boy, whoa.. Oh, Look out! P
Back up! Back up! Back up! Good boy, good boy. P
That's good, that's back up! Steady. Steady! No! Phillipe, No! P
Help! Is someone there? Help! P
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Hello? Hello? Old fellow must have lost his way in the woods. P
Keep quiet! Maybe he'll go away. P
Is someone there? P
Not a word, Lumiere. Not one word! P
I don't mean to intrude, P
but I've lost my horse and I need a place to stay for the night. P
Oh, Cogsworth, have a heart. Shhh! P
Ow! Ow! Ow! Of course, monsieur, you are welcome here. P
Who said that? Over here! Where? Allo! Oh!!!! P
Incredible !Well, now you've done it, P
Lumiere.Splendid, just peachy. aaarrrgghh! P
How is this accomplished? P
Put me down! At once! P
Stop there.. hee..hee..hee.. stop there.. I told! P
Ow..ow..ow!! Sir, close that at once, do you mind? P
I beg your pardon, P
it's.. it's just that I've never seen that.. aah.. aaah chooo!!!! P
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Oh, you are soaked to the bone, monsieur. P
Come, warm yourself by the fire. Thank you. P
No, no, no, you know what the master would do if he finds you here. P
I demand that you stop.. right.. there! P
Oh no, not the master's chair! P
I'm not seeing this, I'm not seeing this! P
Well, hello there, boy. P
Oh, what service! All right, this has gone far enough. P
I'm in charge here.. P
How would you like a nice spot of tea, sir? P
It'll warm you up in no time. P
No tea, no tea!!! Ha ha! His moustache tickles, mama! Oh! Hello! P
There's a stranger here. P
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Master, allow me to explain. P
The gentleman was lost in the woods and he was cold and wet.. P
Master, I'd like to take this moment to say.. P
I was against this from the start. P
It was all his fault. I tried to stop them, P
would they listen to me? Listen to me..? P
Who are you! What are you doing here? P
I.. I was lost in the woods and.. P
You are not welcome here! I.. I'm sorry. P
What are you staring at? Not.. nothing! P
So, you've come to stare at the beast, have you? P
Please, I meant no harm! P
I just needed a place to stay. P
I'll give you a place to stay! P
No, no, please! No! No! P
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Heh! Oh boy! Belle's gonna get the surprise of her life, huh Gaston? P
Yep. This is her lucky day! P
I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. P
First, I better go in there and.. propose to the girl! P
Lefou. When Belle and I come out that door.. P
Oh I know, I know! P
I strike up the band! Not yet! Sorry! P
Gaston, what a pleasant surprise. P
Isn't it though? I'm just full of surprises. P
You know, Belle. P
There's not a girl in town who wouldn't love to be in your shoes. P
This is the day.. This is the day your dreams come true. P
What do you know about my dreams, Gaston? P
Plenty. Here, picture this. P
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A rustic hunting lodge, P
my latest kill roasting on the fire, P
my little wife, massaging my feet, P
while the little ones play with the dogs. P
We'll have six or seven. Dogs? P
No, Belle! Strapping boys, like me! P
Imagine that. Do you know who that wife will be? P
Let me think.. You, Belle! P
Gaston, I'm.. I'm speechless. I really don't know what to say. P
Say you'll marry me. I'm very sorry, Gaston, P
but.. but I just don't deserve you. P
So, how'd it go? P
I'll have Belle for my wife, make no mistake about that! Touchy! P
Is he gone? Can you imagine, he asked me to marry him! P
Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless.. P
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Phillipe! What are you doing here? P
Where's.. Where's Papa? Where is he, Phillipe? P
What happened? Oh, we have to find him, P
you have to take me to him! P
What is this place? Phillipe, P
please, steady. Steady. Papa. P
Couldn't keep quiet, could we. P
Just had to invite him to stay, didn't we? P
Serve him tea, sit in the master's chair, pet the pooch. P
I was trying to be hospitable. P
Hello? Is anyone here? Hello? Papa? Papa, are you here? P
Mama. There's a girl in the castle! P
Now, Chip, I won't have you making up such wild stories. P
Really, mama, I saw her. P
Not another word. Into the tub. P
A girl! I saw a girl in the castle! P
See, I told you! P
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Irresponsible, devil may care, waxy eared, slack-jawed.. Papa? P
Did you see that? It's a girl! P
I know it's a girl. P
Don't you see? She's the one. P
The girl we have been waiting for. P
She has come to break the spell! P
Wait a minute, wait a minute! P
Papa? Papa? Hello? Is someone here? P
Wait! I'm looking for my father! I.. P
That's funny, I'm sure there was someone.. P
Is there anyone here? Belle? Papa! P
How did you find me? P
Oh, your hands are like ice. P
We have to get you out of there. P
Belle, I want you to leave this place. P
Who's done this to you? P
No time to explain. You must go.. now! P
I won't leave you! P
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What are you doing here? Run, Belle! P
Who's there? Who are you? P
The master of this castle. P
I've come for my father. Please let him out! P
Can't you see he's sick? P
Then he shouldn't have trespassed here. P
But he could die. Please, I'll do anything! P
There's nothing you can do. He's my prisoner. P
Oh, there must be some way I can.. wait! P
Take me, instead! P
You! You would take his place? P
Belle! No! You don't know what you're doing! P
If I did, would you let him go? P
Yes, but you must promise to stay here forever. P
Come into the light. P
No, Belle. I won't let you do this! P
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You have my word. P
No, Belle. Listen to me. P
I'm old, I've lived my life.. P
Wait! Belle! Wait! P
No, please spare my daughter! Please! P
She's no longer your concern. P
Take him to the village. P
Let me out! Please let me out! Let me out! Please! Please! P
Since the girl is going to be with us for quite some time, P
I was thinking that you might want to offer her a more comfortable room. P
Then again, maybe not. P
You didn't even let me say good bye. P
I'll never see him again. P
I didn't get to say good bye. P
I'll show you to your room. P
My room? But I thought.. P
You wanna stay in the tower? P
No. Then follow me. P
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Say something to her. P
Oh. I.. hope you like it here. P
The castle is your home now, P
so you can go anywhere you like, except the West Wing. P
What's in the West.. P
It's forbidden! P
Now, if you need anything, my servants will attend you. P
Dinner.. invite her to dinner. P
You will join me for dinner. P
That's not a request! P
Who is it? P
I thought you might like a spot of tea. P
But you're.. you're.. Oh! Careful! P
This is impossible.. P
I know it is, but here we are! P
Told you she was pretty, mama, didn't I? P
All right, now, Chip. That'll do. P
Slowly, now. Don't spill! Thank you. P
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Wanna see me do a trick? P
Chip! Oops. Sorry. P
That was a very brave thing you did, my dear. P
We all think so. P
But I've lost my father, my dreams, everything. P
Cheer up, child. It'll turn out all right in the end. You'll see. P
Oops! Look at me, jabbering on, P
when there's a supper to get on the table. P
Well now, what shall we dress you in for dinner? P
Oh, let's see what I've got in my drawers. P
Oh! How embarrassing. P
Oh! Here we are. P
You'll look ravishing in this one! P
That's very kind of you, but I'm not going to dinner. P
Oh, but you must! P
Dinner.. is served. P
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What's taking so long? P
I told her to come down. P
Why isn't she here yet?!? P
Oh, try to be patient, sir. P
The girl has lost her father and her freedom all in one day. P
Uh, master. Have you thought that, perhaps, P
this girl could be the one to break the spell? P
Of course I have. I'm not a fool. P
Good! So you fall in love with her, P
she falls in love with you, and Poof! P
The spell is broken! P
We'll be human again by midnight! P
Oh, it's not that easy, Lumiere. P
These things take time. P
But the rose has already begun to wilt. P
It's no use. She's so beautiful, and I'm.. P
well, look at me! P
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Oh, you must help her to see past all that. P
I don't know how. P
Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable. P
Straighten up, try to act like a gentleman. P
Yes. When she comes in, P
give her a dashing, debonair smile. P
Come, come. Show me the smile. P
But don't frighten the poor girl. P
Impress her with your rapier wit. P
But be gentle. P
Shower her with compliments. P
But be sincere. And above all.. P
You must control your temper! P
Here she is! Good evening. P
Well, where is she? P
Who? Oh, ha ha ha! The girl, yes. The girl. P
Well, actually, she's in the process of.. P
uh.. circumstances being what they are.. P
she's not coming. P
WHAT! Your grace! P
Your eminence! Let's not be hasty! P
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I thought I told you to come down to dinner! P
I'm not hungry. P
You'll come out or I'll.. P
I'll break down the door! P
Master, I could be wrong, P
but that may not be the best way to win the girl's affections. P
Please! Attempt to be a gentleman. P
But she is being so difficult! P
Gently, gently. P
Will you come down to dinner? P
No! Suave. Genteel. P
It would give me great pleasure.. P
if you would join me for dinner. P
Ahem, we say 'please.' P
You can't stay in there forever! P
Then go ahead and STARVE!! P
If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all! P
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Oh, dear. That didn't go very well at all, did it. P
Lumiere, stand watch at the door P
and inform me at once if there is the slightest change. P
You can count on me, mon capitan. P
Well, I guess we better go downstairs P
and start cleaning up. P
I ask nicely, but she refuses. P
What a.. what does she want me to do beg? P
Show me the girl. P
Why the master's not so bad once you get to know him. P
Why don't you give him a chance? P
I don't want to get to know him. P
I don't want to have anything to do with him! P
I'm just fooling myself. P
She'll never see me as anything.. but a monster. P
It's hopeless. P
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I've been burnt by you before! P
Zut alors! She has emerged! P
Into the cupboard with your brothers and sisters. P
But I'm not sleepy. P
Yes you are. No, I'm not. P
I work and I slave all day long, and for what? P
A culinary masterpiece gone to waste. P
Oh, stop your grousing. P
It's been a long night for all of us. P
Well, if you ask me, she was just being stubborn. P
After all, the master did say please. P
But if the master doesn't learn to control that temper, P
he'll never break.. P
Splendid to see you out and about, mademoiselle. P
I am Cogsworth, head of the household. P
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This is Lumiere. En chante, cherie. P
If there's.. something.. anything we.. please.. can do to make your stay more comfortable. P
I am a little hungry. P
You are? Hear that? She's hungry. P
Stoke the fire, break out the silver, wake the china. P
Remember what the master said. P
Oh, pish tosh. I'm not going to let the poor child go hungry. P
All right fine. Glass of water, crust of bread, and then.. P
Cogsworth, I am surprised at you. P
She's not our prisoner. She's our guest. P
We must make her feel welcome here. P
Right this way, mademoiselle. P
Well keep it down. P
If the master finds out about this, it will be our necks! P
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Of course, of course. P
But what is dinner without a little music? MUSIC? P
Ma chere, mademoiselle. P
It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure P
that I welcome you tonight. P
And now, we invite you to relax. P
Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents.. your dinner. P
Bravo! That was wonderful! P
Thank you, ha ha.. thank you, mademoiselle. P
It good show, wasn't it, everyone. P
Oh, my goodness, look at the time. P
Now, it's off to bed, off to bed! P
Oh, I couldn't possibly go to bed now. P
It's my first time in an enchanted castle. Enchanted? P
Ha ha.. Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? P
Ha ha.. It's you, wasn't it? P
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I figured it out for myself. P
I'd like to look around, if that's all right. P
Oh! Would you like a tour? P
Wait a second, wait a second. P
I'm not sure that's such a good idea. P
We can't let her go poking around in certain places, P
if you know what I mean. P
Perhaps you could take me. P
I'm sure you know everything there is to know about the castle. P
Oh! Actually, yes, I do! P
As you can see, the pseudo facade was stripped away to reveal a minimalist rococo design. P
Note the unusual inverted vaulted ceilings. P
This is yet another example of the neo-classic baroque period, P
and as I always say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it! P
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Ha ha. Hum! Where was I? As you were! P
Now, then, if I may draw your attention to the flying buttresses above the.. Uh, mademoiselle? P
What's up there? Where? Up there? Nothing. P
Absolutely nothing of interest at all in the West Wing. P
Dusty, dull, very boring. P
Ah, so that's the West Wing. U.. Uh? Nice going! P
I wonder what he's hiding up there. P
Ha ha.. Hiding? The master is hiding nothing! P
Then it wouldn't be forbidden. P
Perhaps uh.. mademoiselle would, uh, like to, uh, uh, see something else? P
We have exquisite tapestries dating all the way back to.. P
Maybe later. P
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Uh, the.. the gardens, or the.. the library perhaps? P
You have a library? P
Ha ha.. Yes! Indeed! With books! P
Ha ha.. Mountains of books! Forests of books! P
Cascades! Cloudbursts! Swamps of books! P
More books than you'll ever be able to read in a lifetime! P
Books on every subject ever studied, P
by every author who ever set pen to paper.. P
Why did you come here? P
I'm Sorry. P
I warned you never to come here! P
I didn't mean any harm. P
Do you realize what you could have done? P
Please, stop! P
Get out!! No!! GET OUT!! P
Where are you going? P
Promise or no promise, I can't stay here another minute! P
Oh no, wait, please wait! P
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Here now. Oh, don't do that. Just hold still. P
That hurts! P
If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much. P
Well if you hadn't run away, this wouldn't have happened! P
If you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away! P
Well, you shouldn't have been in the West Wing! P
Well, you should learn to control your temper! P
Now, hold still. This might sting a little. P
By the way, thank you, for saving my life. P
You're welcome. P
I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, P
but they said you'd make it worth my while. P
Ah, I'm listening. It's like this. P
I've got my heart set on marrying Belle, P
but she needs a little persuasion. P
Turned him down flat! P
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Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. P
He was in here tonight raving about a beast in a castle.. P
Maurice is harmless. P
The point is, P
Belle would do anything to keep him from being locked up. P
Yeah, even marry him! P
So you want me to throw her father in the asylum P
unless she agrees to marry you? P
Oh, that is despicable. I love it! P
If no one will help me, then I'll go back alone. P
I don't care what it takes. P
I'll find that castle and somehow I'll get her out of there. P
I guess it's not gonna work after all. P
They have to come back sometime, P
and when they do, we'll be ready for them. P
Lefou, don't move from that spot P
until Belle and her father come home. P
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I've never felt this way about anyone. P
I want to do something for her. P
But what? P
Well, there's the usual things. P
Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep.. P
Ah, no no. It has to be something very special. P
Something that sparks her interest. P
Wait a minute! P
Belle, there's something I want to show you. P
But first, you have to close your eyes. P
It's a surprise. P
Can I open them? P
No, no. Not yet. Wait here. P
Now can I open them? P
All right. Now. P
I can't believe it. P
I've never seen so many books in all my life! P
You.. you like it? P
It's wonderful. P
Then it's yours. P
Oh, thank you so much. P
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Oh, would you look at that? P
Ha ha! I knew it would work. P
What? What works? P
It's very encouraging. P
Isn't this exciting? P
I didn't see anything. P
Come along, Chip. P
There's chores to be done in the kitchen. P
But what are they talking about? P
What's going on? Come on, mom! P
Tonight is the night! P
I'm not sure I can do this. P
You don't have time to be timid. P
You must be bold, daring. Bold? Daring! P
There will be music. Romantic candlelight, P
provided myself, P
and when the time is right, you confess your love. P
Yes, I can.. I.. I.. No, I can't. P
You care for the girl, don't you? P
More than anything. P
Well then you must tell her. P
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Voila. You look so.. so.. P
Stupid. Not quite the word I was looking for. P
Perhaps a little more off the top. P
Ahem ahem.. Your lady awaits. P
Are you happy here with me? P
What is it? P
If only I could see my father again, just for a moment. P
I miss him so much. P
There is a way. P
This mirror will show you anything, anything you wish to see. P
I'd like to see my father, please. P
He's sick, he may be dying. And he's all alone. P
Then.. you must go to him. P
What did you say? P
I release you. You are no longer my prisoner. P
You mean.. I'm free? P
Oh, thank you. Hold on, Papa. I'm on my way. P
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Take it with you, P
so you'll always have a way to look back, and remember me. P
Thank you for understanding how much he needs me. P
Well, your highness. P
I must say everything is going just swimmingly. P
I knew you had it in you. P
I let her go. P
Ha ha, yes, yes, splend.. P
You what? How could you do that? P
I had to. P
Yes, but, but.. why? P
Because, I love her. P
He did what? P
Yes, I'm afraid it's true. P
She's going away? P
But he was so close. P
After all this time, he's finally learned to love. P
That's it, then. That should break the spell. P
But it's not enough. She has to love him in return. P
Now it's too late. P
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Oh, they're back. P
It's all right, Papa. I'm home. P
I thought I'd never see you again. P
I missed you so much. P
But the beast. How did you escape? P
I didn't escape, Papa. He let me go. P
That horrible beast? P
But he's different now, papa. He's changed somehow. P
Hi! Oh, a stowaway. P
Why, hello there, little fella. P
Didn't think I'd ever see you again. P
Belle, why did you go away? P
Don't you like us anymore? P
Oh, Chip. Of course I do. It's just that.. P
May I help you? P
I've come to collect your father. P
My father? P
Don't worry, mademoiselle. P
We'll take good care of him. P
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My father's not crazy. P
He was raving like a lunatic. We all heard him, didn't we! Yeah! P
No, I won't let you. P
Belle? Maurice. Tell us again, old man, P
just how big was the beast? Ha ha.. P
He was.. I mean, he was.. he was.. enormous. P
I'd.. I'd say at least eight, you know, no more like ten feet! P
Well, you don't get much crazier than that! P
It's true, I tell you! P
Get him out of here! Let go of me! P
No! You can't do this! P
Poor Belle. It's a shame about your father. P
You know he's not crazy, Gaston. P
I might be able to clear up this little misunderstanding, if.. P
If what? P
If you marry me. P
One little word, Belle. That's all it takes. P
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Have it your way. P
Belle? Let go of me! P
My father's not crazy and I can prove it! P
Show me the beast! P
Is it dangerous? P
Oh, no. He'd never hurt anyone. P
Please, I know he looks vicious, but he's really kind and gentle. P
He's my friend. P
If I didn't know better, P
I'd think you had feelings for this monster. P
He's no monster, Gaston. You are! P
She's as crazy as the old man. P
The beast will make off with your children! P
He'll come after them in the night. P
We're not safe 'til his head is mounted on my wall! P
I say we kill the beast! P
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I knew it, I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up. P
Maybe it would have been better if she had never come at all. P
Could it be? Is it she? Sacre bleu, invaders! P
And they have the mirror! P
Warn the master. If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them. P
Who's with me? Aah! P
Take whatever booty you can find, P
but remember, the beast is mine! P
Pardon me, master. P
Leave me in peace. P
But sir, the castle is under attack! P
This isn't working! P
Oh, Lumiere! We must do something! P
Wait! I know! P
What shall we do, master? P
It doesn't matter now. P
Just let them come. P
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Get up! What's the matter, Beast? P
Too kind and gentle to fight back? P
Come on out and fight! P
Were you in love with her, beast? P
Did you honestly think she'd want you P
when she had someone like me? P
It's over, beast! Belle is mine! P
Let me go! Let me go! Please, don't hurt me. P
I'll do anything. Anything! P
Get out! P
You.. You came back. P
Of course I came back. I couldn't let them.. P
Oh this is all my fault. P
If only I'd gotten here sooner. P
Maybe.. it's better... it's better this way. P
Don't talk like that. P
You'll be all right. We're together now. P
Everything's going to be fine. You'll see. P
At least.. I got to see you one last time. P
No, no! Please! Please! Please don't leave me! I love you! P
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Belle! It's me! P
It is you! P
Lumiere! Cogsworth! Oh, Mrs. Potts! Look at us! P
Oh my goodness! It is a miracle! P
Ah, l'amour. P
Heh heh! Well, Lumiere, old friend. P
Shall we let bygones be bygones? P
Of course, mon ami. P
I told you she would break the spell. P
I beg your pardon, old friend, but I believe I told you. P
No you didn't. I told you. P
You most certainly did not, you pompous parrafin-headed pea-brain! P
En garde, you overgrown pocket watch! P
Take that! Stop shoving. P
Are they gonna live happily ever after, mama? P
Of course, my dear. Of course. P
Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard? P